Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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