Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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