do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
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