I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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