god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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