I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
operation harelip BJ is a go
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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