I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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