i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Blow job season was short but glorious.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Randomize
