ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
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