so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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