I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
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