Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
is wine microwaveable?
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
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