The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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