I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Terrible idea I love it
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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