Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
She's not a foreskin expert like you
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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