Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
You dont lie about slip and slides
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
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