Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
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