Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Randomize
