Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Princesses don't give blow jobs
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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