So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
Randomize
