even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
I am one with the molecules
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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