doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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