: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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