in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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