well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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