Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
Randomize
