Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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