bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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