My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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