I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
You can't just leave with hair like that
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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