bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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