there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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