I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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