I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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