this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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