she takes plan B like it's going out of style
I'm passing your future prison.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I wear drunk well.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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