I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
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