Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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