i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
