Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
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