I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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