As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
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