Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
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