Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
Boobs speak an international language.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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