break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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