I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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