i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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