I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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