there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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