pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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