what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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