So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
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