Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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