Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Randomize
