Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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